Senin, 11 Februari 2013

SPOOF 1 (ADVANCE)


Night had come. There had been a big battle that day, and our army had taken the enemy’s front line and then advanced half a mile beyond it. We were now in a trench which the enemy had dug as a last line of defense, and we could hear them digging themselves a new trench from which to face us in the morning. They dug in the stony soil all night, and by the morning we could see only the tops of their caps and their spades as they threw the earth out.
In our trench, several of our soldiers spent the time after daylight had come shooting at the enemy caps and spades to see if they could hit any of them.
One of the enemy soldiers, who seemed to be a sportsman, joined in our game. He would suddenly put his spade up, keep it there for a few seconds to see whether one of us could hit it, and then pull it down quickly again.  Next time he would put it up in rather a different place. A number of our soldiers shot at it whenever it came up, but none of them seemed to succeed in hitting it.
Then there came a time when the spade remained down for much longer than usual. We thought that the soldier might have been stopped from playing this game by an officer, or that he might have gone off for a meal or something. But just when we thought that we would not see his spade again, it came up once more, for the last time-very slowly, and with a bandage tied around it.
 

Selasa, 05 Februari 2013

SPOOF(REMED 2)


Nasreddin was sitting by a window in his house one day in the middle of winter, when he heard women outside crying. He put his head out of the window, and saw a lot of people coming towards his house. They were carrying a dead man, and the women were crying, ‘ Oh, why are you leaving us to go to a place without light and a fire and without food? It will be dark there , and you will be cold and hungry. Nobody will look after you, nobody will be kind to you, and nobody will love you there!’
     ‘My God!’ said Nasreddin to his wife. ‘They are talking about our house. They are bringing the dead man here ! Quick, lock the door ! Don’t let him in !’

What was Nasreddin doing at the beginning of this story ?
When was this ?
What did he hear ?
What did he do then ?
What did he see ?
What were the people doing ?
What were the women doing ?
What were they saying ?
What did Nasreddin say ?