SPOOF (REMED 1)

A man always went to same bar at the same time every day and asked for two glasses of beer. He drank them and then asked for two more.

            One day the man behind the bar said to him, ‘Why do you always ask for two glasses of beer? Why don’t you get one big glass instead?’ The man answered, ‘Because I do not like  to drink alone.

I drink with my friend. ‘But a few days later the man came in and asked only one beer.

‘Oh,’ said the barman, ‘has your friend died?”‘Oh, no,’ said the man. ‘He is very well. This beer is

 for him. But I have stopped drinking beer. My doctor doesn’t want me to drink any more

 because it is dangerous for me.’

QUESTIONS

1  1.    What did the man in this story do every day ?

    2.    What did he ask for ?

    3.    What did he do then ?

    4.    What did the man behind the bar say one day ?

    5.    W hat did the man answer ?

    6.    What happened a few days later ?

    7.    What did the man ask for this time ?

    8.    What did the barman ask?

    9.    What did the man answer ?